Fatal Vegas Shooting Blamed on Toddler Flashcards
Man shoots fellow player for having a yellow-duckling card up his sleeve.
written by C/L, 21 October 2019
President Trump Makes Desperate Call to President Erdogan
"Can you pull your troops back to the starting line? I would like a do-over!"
written by C/L, 21 October 2019
The NRA Journal of Medicine Concludes
There is no conclusive evidence of gunshot wounds being harmful or fatal.
written by C/L, 21 October 2019
Woman Thrown Out of Public Swimming Pool
For bringing her emotional support octopus in the water with her.
written by C/L, 21 October 2019
President Trump to be Awarded the Order of Lenin
For money-laundering, corruption, and treason against the United States of America.
written by C/L, 21 October 2019
Henson Studios Makes a Dark Confession
Vladimir Putin is really an evil Muppet.
written by C/L, 21 October 2019
Swift to be new president of Kazakhstan
American singer Taylor Swift is planning to run for public office. She wants to be President of Kazakhstan. Only God and some dim witted adviser know why she is doing this. Swift is sick of singing.
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
Third Leg For Former Aussie PM
Former Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced he will have an operation to attach a third leg to his body."God knows I need one" he claimed after watching Jake the Peg video.
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
Chinese meets American
An American farmer has discovered a Chinese man hiding in his wheat paddock. Apparently the oriental individual was seen tunnelling from under the soil leading people to think he started in China.
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
Cher has something to say
American performer Cher has released a statement today denying all knowledge of a statement she made twenty years ago that denied she made any logical statements ever in her illustrious career. Gosh!
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
Missing Flight Pilot Reappears!
The pilot of missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 has shown up at a Cher concert as a backing singer on her hit song If I Could Turn Back Time. He quickly absconded the venue at conclusion of song.
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
Prez Kim to conquer Paris
North Korean President Kim Jong Ung has announced he will climb the Eiffel Tower in Paris but with a small difference. He will do so on his hands just to show the cynics what he is made of. Yeay Kim!
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
Cher wants to invade Syria
Singer Cher has threatened to invade Syria with her voice and everybody has been startled by her threat. Turkish Prez Erdogan has closed his border in line with Cher's seemingly mad intention.
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2019
