Mystery over Mike Pence's Pained Expression Revealed
Sources claim that Pence feels "sodomized by facts", thus explaining VP's perpetual, anal-grimace.
written by C/L, 20 October 2019
White House Leaks State that Trump is Locked in His Bedroom
Insiders say that Trump is ranting about all of existence being fake.
written by C/L, 20 October 2019
Trump Hails the United States Constitution as a Great Work of Fiction
He views the piece on a par with today's Harry Potter series.
written by C/L, 20 October 2019
Studies Prove that MAGA Hats Severely Decrease Emotional Quotients
Trump supporters responded with "Lock them up, lock them up"!
written by C/L, 20 October 2019
Patriotic Americans to Boycott Turkeys this Thanksgiving
Showing solidarity with the betrayed Kurds.
written by C/L, 20 October 2019
Make the Old Testament Great Again
Evangelicals prefer Old God's wrath and ignorance over Christ's "hippy-dippy" messaging.
written by C/L, 20 October 2019
