President Trump Reveals that He is The Joker
"I use orange make-up to make my hideous clown face look more normal!"
written by C/L, 19 October 2019
FDA Issues New Health Warning about Drinking Gasoline
Trump supporters should cut back to one 8oz. glass of 89 proof octane per day.
written by C/L, 19 October 2019
Mitch McConnell Releases New Book Entitled My Life as a Turtle Man
Chronicling his heartbreaking rise to power as a corrupt southern mutant-turtle.
written by C/L, 19 October 2019
Yoga Practitioner Fined in Central Park Defecation Incident
After performing 'Squatting-Dog' pose, and refusing a police order to pick up the resulting excrement.
written by C/L, 19 October 2019
Netflix Original Series Premier of The Oligarch Couple
A new show starring Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman in Federal prison.
written by C/L, 19 October 2019
Cadbury's Chocolate Egg Stork Diaper Gift Candy Discontinued
Hershey spokeswoman says, "The baby shower candy is too on the nose".
written by C/L, 19 October 2019
