The Kardashians Moving Into Politics
If the Kardashians were to go into politics, they would be the Trumps.
written by K.C. Bell, 04 May 2019
President's Orwellian Campaign to Rehabilitate Fascism Continues Unabated
Yesterday in an hour-long phone call with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, President Trump took painstaking notes about Putin's fascist strategy on large newsprint pad in crayon.
written by C/L, 04 May 2019
Mattel Anounces Its Witless, Lying, Clueless Pygmy Line
Branching out in new novelty items, Mattel added the Jerry Nadslur, the Adam Shifty-Sh*tty, and Ilan Omygallallah, an AOC-Beanstalk, a Beto-Blatherer, a Bernie-Loonie, and a Biden-B-Goofy to its line.
written by Trinculoman, 04 May 2019
NRA Officially Adopts The Kalashnikov Assault Rifle as its Emblem to Honor Russian Oligarchs
The NRA adopts the Kalashnikov assault rifle as its official emblem in honor of Russian oligarch's continued efforts to aid in the establishment of authoritarianism in America.
written by C/L, 04 May 2019
