Flying Kremlin Monkeys Signal the Start of Putin's 2020 US Presidential Election Interference Season
Flying monkeys carrying laptop computers and wearing confederate flag T-shirts seen flying around the Kremlin in a lead-up to 2020 presidential election, interference season.
Rumors Confirm That Mulvaney Rides Around the Oval Office on Children's Tricycle
Donald Trump delights in watching Mick Mulvaney ride around the oval office on a child's tricycle while lauding Trump for his "fiscal genius."
Barr compares Mueller's Phone Call to Charlie Brown Cartoon Voice
Bill Barr claims that all he could hear during Mueller's complaint call over his report was the Charlie Brown teacher's voice, "whaaa, whaaa, whaaa, waaa."
Putin Creates Polonium Tea Company
In an effort to broaden Russian trade to more than just gas, weapons, and hacking, Putin establishes the Polonium Tea Company.
Trump Sues German Bank to Conceal His Dirty Money Laundry
In a panicked attempt to keep his dirty money laundry from being aired, Donald Trump sues German bank.