Freddie Starr eaten by hamster
Aged rocker found dead in his Spanish villa between two slices of bread, being nibbled by a Russian dwarf hamster.
written by Mark, 10 May 2019
Annual Clam Festival Called off over Post Nasal Drip Concerns
Annual clam festival called off over organizer's concerns that a high number of attendees with post nasal drip, could ruin the affair in the same disgusting way that it was the year before.
written by C/L, 10 May 2019
Woman Allowed to Bring Emotional Support Marijuana Plant on Overseas Flight
A woman with the world's first carry-on emotional support marijuana plant is allowed to board an overseas flight bound for Tehran.
written by C/L, 10 May 2019
Donald Trump to Merge the Federal Reserve with Deutsche Bank
In a desperate effort to keep his Russian-backed tax returns from being revealed, Donald Trump has ordered Steve Mnuchin to merge the Federal Reserve with Deutsche Bank.
written by C/L, 10 May 2019
