Healthy GM Lamb Introduced
Genetically-modified lamb with a 'healthy' type of fat naturally found in fish and nuts have been cloned for the first time, by Chinese scientists. However, it still tastes like chicken!
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2012
The Hunt is Off
The hounds are ready to tear into the Hunt. Watch the kill on Candid Cameron.
written by j.w., 24 April 2012
Didier Drogba to hang up his boots and become a Ballerina!
D.Drogba has decided to hang up his boots, win or lose tonight, because secretly he always wanted to dance The Swan Lake, and now his dream has come true, he's been offered the part of the "Bad Swan"!
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UK Government Proposes Tax on E-Mail
The government proposes to tax e-mail within five years, it has been reported. "Spammers have had it too good!" The Minister for Technology said today.
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2012
Chocolate Is to Follow Cigarettes
The latest idea from the EU is to sell boxes of chocolates without any fancy packaging because it encourages obesity in much the same way as fancy packaging and cigarettes. It is claimed.
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2012
No Charity for Cameron
Opinion Polls indicate that Cameron is no longer a Good Cause.
written by j.w., 24 April 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 30
"Avoiding High Construction Costs"
by
Bill Jerome Home
written by IN SEINE, 24 April 2012
Barclay told PM David cameron to call editor every day
Telegraph chairman texted David Cameron before 2010 election about making calls to Daily Telegraph editor, Leveson inquiry hears.
You know, as you do.
written by radiogagger, 24 April 2012
Rare 1792 penny sells for $1.15 million
The unusual coin was auctioned off Thursday at the Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center in suburban Chicago.
"So who wouldn't bend down to pick up a penny now!"
written by Inchcock, 24 April 2012
HMG Survey: Unemployment lowers people's life satisfaction and increases anxiety!
"No honestly, they actually carried out a survey to tell this? - the twits!"
written by Inchcock, 24 April 2012
