Scientists Utilize Rodent Power
Rodents are set to power the cities of the future after scientists this month announced the development of electricity-generating mouse exercise wheels.
written by Darwin, 08 November 2011
Al-Qaeda Formally Thanks UK Border Agency
'We have absolutely no idea how we could have got terrorists into the UK without that minor lapse by the UK Border Agency,' admitted a relieved Ayman al-Zawahiri, boss of Al-Qaeda.
written by Swan Morrison, 08 November 2011
Jacko's doc found guilty, his motive; he fell in love with Bubbles!
Michael Jackson's doc has been found guilty of manslaughter and his motive was; he fell in love with Bubbles and wanted him all for himself. what a load of old Monkey business!
written by unknown
Cain to call Bialek a lying "Biatch" at 3 p.m. news conference
Rep. presidential candidate Herman Cain will respond at a 3 p.m. news conference to the allegations made yesterday by Sharon Bialek. Reps close to Cain intimate that he'll call her a lying "biatch."
written by Lyndon, 08 November 2011
Berlusconi shown what a 'well-hung' Italian leader looks like
Angela Merkel flashes him the last pictures of Mussolini.
written by pinxit, 08 November 2011
Frankie Cocozza exits X-Factor
Wannabee retard Frankie Cocozza has quit the X-Factor to pursue his other career as a talentless tattooed wanker and wick dipper.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 November 2011
Chelsea Stadium to be renamed the Tampax Stadium.
Extra stewards will be drafted in to cope with the increase in Pre Match Tension.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 08 November 2011
Herman Cain Reveals Secret Campaign Slogan
"Hold the pepperoni."
written by Michael Balton, 08 November 2011
New UK Border Agency Revelation - Passports Not Checked On Border Between Scotland and England
'I'm shocked and appalled,' said Home Secretary, Theresa May. 'We do not know how many people with unhealthy lifestyles and incomprehensible accents may now be at large in England.'
written by Swan Morrison, 08 November 2011
White House Denial of ET Contacts Confirms UFO Cover-Up Conspiracy Claim UFO Hunters
'Why would they deny it so categorically if they weren't hiding something,' said one UFO hunter. 'It's like the captain of an aircraft suddenly announcing that there's no cause for alarm.'
written by Swan Morrison, 08 November 2011
Rick Perry Makes Some Comments On Herman Cain's Black Hat
Rick Perry has said that Herman Cain really needs to stop wearing that black cowboy hat. One, he looks like a Brooklyn pimp. Two, he's wearing it backwards. And three, it's a woman's hat.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2011
John Boehner Talks About Those Ever-Present Teardrops
Speaker of the House John Boehner appeared on ABC's This Week and was asked about his incessant crying. He replied that he is controlling it and that now he only cries about three times a day.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2011
Mr. and Mrs. Jon Huntsman Have A Very Strict Housework Policy
Jon Huntsman was to have appeared on CNN's State of the Union Sunday program but cancelled due to the fact that it was his weekend to clean the house.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2011
Ron "Of The Mixed Metaphors" Paul Speaks Out
Ron Paul appeared on Meet The Press and stated he's tired of Herman Cain yelling and hollering at the news media. Paul said that Cain made the pizza mess and now he has to face the pizza music.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 November 2011
