Benetton prove they are not homophobics!
In their latest shock ad campaign Benetton proved that they are not homophobic by depicting male world leaders snogging each other; Angie Merkel protested vehemently and feels discriminated against!
written by Jaggedone, 17 November 2011
Look-a-like competition in China.
A look-a-like competition in China was cancelled this week after everybody won.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 17 November 2011
Rick Santorum Kinda Defends Michele Bachmann
Rick Santorum told a crowd in Cleveland that he hopes that people stop focusing on Michele Bachmann's silly hairdo and start focusing on things that matter like her choice in lipstick.
Kobe and LeBron Are Thinking About An Interesting Offer
NBA lockout players Kobe Bryant and LeBron James say that they both have been offered starting jobs with the NFL Indianapolis Colts who are 0-10.
Jon Huntsman Could Be Locking In The Mormon Vote
Jon Huntsman, the ex-governor of Utah, is reportedly very happy since he heard that Donny and Marie Osmond have said that they like him better than they do fellow Mormon Mitt Romney.
The Truth About Michele Bachmann and Charlie Sheen
Michele Bachmann is denying that she has a tattoo with Charlie Sheen's name located on her lower back.
Marie Thornton, 65, took £620,000 to gamble in slot machines. from where she worked as a financial officer.
A judge ordered her to complete 2,000 hours of unpaid work and pay back £217,600, saying it appeared she had been rehabilitated.
She was a Nun!
written by Inchcock, 17 November 2011
Occupy San Francisco: No More Pitching Tents
After San Francisco police dismantle an Occupy SF encampment, James Wood, 22, arrested when a passing woman causes the material in his pants to pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 17 November 2011
Take a Wild Guess
Arab League foreign ministers gave the Syrian government three days to agree to end its crackdown on the protesters and allow in teams of observers. Failure to comply would (fill in your answer)!
Clueless in Washington DC
President Obama asks former Democratic President Bill Clinton for help in getting reelected in 2012. The former president was at a complete loss for words, but then said "it's the economy, stupid!"
Look out MSNBC Liberals You're Next
Former Democratic HS Pelosi says CBS's "60 Minutes" the TV Magazine program catching her doing insider trading was a right wing smear. CBS executives and Rush Limbaugh are still laughing!
Anger Out There
Not only the Tea Party, but middle of the road Democrats, Republicans & Independents want President Obama & his band of Democratic liberal left wing loons butts kicked out of Washington DC in 2012!
I Want Yours, but Leave Mine Alone
A little old lady was seen carrying a sign at the NYC Occupy Wall Street protest that read "TAX THE RICH but leave my Social Security and Medicare alone!"
Democrats are looking for campaign workers for the 2012 election. A million people have already signed up to drive former President Obama to the airport on January 21, 2013!
A Deer Caught in Car Headlights
The Liars Club chooses former Democratic HS Pelosi to be the emcee at their next convention, based on her outstanding performance of denying involvement in any insider trading/conflict of interest!
No Overnight Camping
New York Judge rules Occupy Wall Street protesters can camp out in Iowa with the rest of the pigs! Very Jeffersonian concept, you can protest but cannot interfere with my rights not to!
Gold Price Plummets
An alchemist named Sir Isaac Newton of Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth, Lincolnshire UK has figured out how to make more gold, thus ruining the metal as a hedge against the US FED printing more money!
Duffy's Not Here, Archie Speaking
The governor of Maryland is travelling to India to solicit business. Interesting that the same I'm out of the country scenario is used by President Obama to avoid doing the people's business!
He Didn't Get the Memo
President Obama, via executive order, mandates no government provided trinkets are to be given as gifts, to save $4 billion. The president then gives out wood and silver items during his Hawaii stop!
A Sensible Environmental Solution
The food police recommend to Congress that a Texas lizard be served on a whole wheat bun as part of the healthy eating school lunch program and to avoid any conflict with west Texas oil drilling!
Would You Believe a Puppet?
An income tax company TV ad uses a puppet to convince you that they can handle your tax problems with the IRS. What next a shabbily dressed panhandler selling Brooks Brothers suits?
Human milk banks are experiencing a breast-milk shortage, turning away babies. Ladies are asked to voluntarily donate their fair share to alleviate the situation!