The NBA Owners Have It All Figured Out
The NBA owners have stated that if and when the lockout is settled, the prices of tickets, hot dogs, and beer will most probably have to be tripled in order to make up for the lost revenue.
Mitt Romney Says Herman Cain Might As Well Just Save His Excuses
Mitt Romney commented that the Herman Cain 'women in the past' thing is much to do about nothing. "Old Mittens" said "Let's be honest here, there is no way Cain is beating either me or Rick Perry.
Jon Huntsman Says That He Does Not Believe in Goblins But...
Jon Huntsman is reportedly fit to be tied because someone has stolen all of the Halloween Trick or Treat candy he had collected. He wants it all back - no questions asked.
Rick "The Slick" Santorum Talks About Michele Bachmann
Rick Santorum was asked what he really thinks about Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann. He grinned and replied, "Well, I guess she's alright...for a girl."
Oklahoma's worst quake in history wreaks havoc
Oklahoma was rocked by a magnitude 5.6 earthquake. One person was hospitalized after bumping his head and a large boulder rolled into a highway. Gov. Mary Fallin has declared a state of emergency.
written by Lyndon, 06 November 2011