Blackpool's piers are sinking
The famous piers in Blackpool are sinking into the mud on which they stand. "They've been there two hundred years," said an engineer. "The mud and sand is succumbing to pier pressure."
written by IainB, 24 November 2011
"Don't let the snot go down on me!"
George Michael in Hospital with Pneumonia...serves the bastard right for going out!
Silicone saves babe with world's largest boobs!
Sheyla H. The babe with gigantic boobs claimed they saved her life once. Top heavy Sheyla fell over and her boobs got in the way of a stiff pointed object which could have got stuck in her throat!
written by Jaggedone, 24 November 2011
"Cassocks to you fella'!"
New plan to tackle child sex grooming....all Catholic Priests to be tagged!
Pensions strike could cost economy £500 million.....Cameron's moronic Government policies will cost you and your family their soul!
Bad Headline Number 94
DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION
written by IN SEINE, 24 November 2011
Angela Merkel Confirms To John Cleese That It Is Now OK To Mention The War
'Just don't mention the eurozone debt crisis,' Dr Merkel grumpily added. 'Germany is going to lose again, and, this time, we didn't start it!'
written by Swan Morrison, 24 November 2011
The Sad Case of The K-9 Pooch
A veteran police dog in Boston was let go after it was learned that he had been taking Kibbles 'n Bits bribes.
That Was One Mad As Hell Great Dane!
An extremely angry Great Dane ate a KIA Spectra after being neutered.
The Broom Was Making Sounds
PETA has filed charges against a 97-year-old man after he mistook a porcupine for a broom and swept his entire house with the traumatized varmint.
Rick Santorum Needs To Brush Up On His "Cyphering"
Rick Santorum referred to Africa as being a country. Ron Paul corrected him by saying Africa is a continent. Santorum replied "Okay Ronnie, that's really six dozen of one, half a dozen of the other."
Police found car chase driver in wheelie bin
An unemployed dangerous driver, after a police chase, abandoned his car he'd crashed, then climbed into the bin, where police found and arrested him.
An unemployed man? In Nottingham? Never?
written by Inchcock, 24 November 2011