Pakistan bowlers hope there's not too many "full tossers"in prison!
The 2 imprisoned Pakistan bowlers convicted of bowling "no-balls" will be hoping that they are not on the receiving end of too many "fast balls" and "full tossers" thrown at them in the showers!
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Irish PM not quite there
The Irish Prime Minister has flown out for the all important G20 meeting being attended by the globe's western nations. His plane arrived safely in Sarajevo, Serbia. The summit is in Cannes, France.
written by whatinthe world, 03 November 2011
The Amazingly Ditzy Paris Hilton Has Not Lost A Beat
Paris Hilton was asked which of the GOP presidential candidates she preferred and why. She giggled and replied, "I like Ron Paul because he has a short name and I just think short names are so cute."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2011
David Letterman and Jay Leno Are Both In a Depressed State
David Letterman and Jay Leno are both still extremely depressed at the fact that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is not running. Like Jay "The Chin" stated, "Dammit! There went 30 percent of our jokes."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2011
Glenn Beck Says He Had Herman Cain's Number
Political pundit Glenn Beck says he knew that Herman Cain would hit some big time speed bumps. The man known as "Crybaby" Glenn noted, "Look folks, nothing says sexual harassment like pizza."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2011
Hank Williams Jr., Is Obsessed With Talking About That Adolf "Feller"
Hank Williams Jr. was asked what he thought about the only female in the GOP presidential race. Hank Jr. grinned, took a drink of his beer, took a dip of snuff, and said, "The gal looks like Hitler."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2011
Fossil Teeth put humans in Europe much earlier than thought
Jawbones and teeth, which had been thought to be 42,000 years old, were tested again due to contamination occurring in the 1980s. Experts now estimate that the teeth are 42,000 years and six days old.
written by Lyndon, 03 November 2011
Decision Procrastinator in Chief
VENDOR: President Obama do you want mustard on your hot dog? OBAMA: I need to consult with the unions, the rabid environmentalists and Michelle. Come back in a year.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 November 2011
SMOG
Former Democratic VP Al Gore blames Washington DC climate change on President Obama's continuously generating hot air over his union jobs bill, mortgage relief and reducing student loan payments!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 November 2011
