Megabus offers temporary housing
Megabus have offered a possible solution to the housing crisis by leasing a fleet of decommissioned sleeper buses and a quiet car park to Shelter, the homeless charity.
written by Garry Lee, 27 November 2011
X Factor - A new challenger awaits!
ITV's The X Factor faces tough competition from new rival show 'The eX Factor' featuring the judging panel from the original first series - Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne.
written by Garry Lee, 27 November 2011
MoD spending spree
Reports inside the Ministry of Defence say that the UK's annual defence spending has doubled due to the improper use of a voucher code, which has since expired.
written by Garry Lee, 27 November 2011
Just give him a green suit and pointy hat with bells
Consultants for Mitt Romney campaign are hopeful, suggest surge of support for Newt Gingrich is seasonal, as he is the only candidate who so closely resembles a Christmas elf.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 27 November 2011
DR Congo struck off
The British Association of Patients (BAP) have decided that DR Congo is no longer fit to practise medicine. A failed doctor, Congo is corrupt, open to bribery and prone to violence.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 27 November 2011
Britain is being overrun by pests - why? - Cut backs!
A "perfect storm" of public-sector cuts and the unseasonally warm weather is causing an infestations in British houses.
That I think, includes more rats in the Houses of Parliament too!
written by Inchcock, 27 November 2011
Herman Cain Says It's A Matter of Just Being Politically Correct
Herman Cain said that he does not want to make waves but he does wish that instead of calling it Black Friday everyone would use the politically correct term African-American Friday instead.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 November 2011
The Illegal Aliens Are Thrilled With Newt Gingrich
A border patrol agent in El Paso has said that since the latest GOP Debate in which Newt Gingrich said favorable things about illegal aliens, his popularity among illegal aliens has gone up 800%.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 November 2011
Governor Chris Christie Loves "Turkey Day"
New Jersey Governor Chris "Chubby" Christie says that it would not bother him one bit if we had a Thanksgiving Day once a month.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 November 2011
Michele Bachmann Clears Up The White House Rumor
Michele Bachmann remarked that the rumor that if elected president she plans on painting the White House pink is not true.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 November 2011
Plumbing the depths of human history
Hooks, fish bones in caves suggest humans were hauling in tuna and barracuda as far back as 42,000 years ago. Bones at bottom of ocean suggest the tuna and barracuda hauled in a few humans as well.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 27 November 2011
I always cry around the holidays
Santa Claus caught up in pepper spray melee at Wal*Market when he stops in to grab a 6-pack of AAA batteries for Rudolph's nose.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 27 November 2011
Boy, is my ass "tired"
Florida woman who allowed fake doctor to inject her buttocks with fix-a-flat rushed to emergency room. Real doctors retrieve rusty nail from hospital parking lot to fix the problem.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 27 November 2011
Mutual annihilation
Polls show that Newt Gingrich is solidifying his position as the anti-Romney. Fallout from a collision between a Romney and an anti-Romney could devastate the Republican party.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 27 November 2011
