Brit Fireman Matt get's burnt off by his 2 fat ladies!
Brit Fireman Matt has been burnt off by his 2 fat ladies because he was burning his candle in both ends. Now they're lesbians and he burns himself off watching them; it's called a fat, free fry up!
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Michele Bachmann - The Sarah Palin of History
Michele Bachmann revealed what Thanksgiving meant to her. She said it's a time of reflecting back when the Indian maiden Pocahontas Revere rode through Boston yelling that the British were coming.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 November 2011
Hank Williams Jr., Says He Likes A 'Stand Up' Guy
Hank Williams Jr., was asked which of the GOP candidates he liked the best. Hank Jr., replied, "I really don't like any of 'em but dat little feller from Texas, Ronnie Paul is one funny ass dude."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 November 2011
Clegg - UK taxpayer to fund out of work youngsters
I have no problem with this idea from our great coalition government. The 'young' can pop round to my house Tuesday next as I have a shed that needs re-felting?
written by Proffitt, 25 November 2011
£11m revamp at Nott's college is a Vision for a better future.
While yesterday, a 46 year old rough sleeper died on the streets of Nottingham, outside a charity shop, closed down cinema, and a McDonald's!
written by Inchcock, 25 November 2011
UK Public Sector Strike to go ahead 30 Nov 2011
Treasury Secretary Danny Alexander said "We have no more money on the table. We've set out what needs to be done!"
"No Mr Alexander - You've set out what YOU think needs to be done!"
written by Inchcock, 25 November 2011
Governor Chris Christie Talks About Thanksgiving
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was asked what Thanksgiving means to him. He smiled and replied "Well food wise it's just another day cause I pretty much have a Thanksgiving dinner every day."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 November 2011
Michele Bachmann Overheard Herman Cain Whispering To Newt Gingrich
Michele Bachmann has said that she does not appreciate Herman Cain turning to Newt Gingrich during their recent GOP Debate and whispering "Hey bro, Michele kinda looks like an anorexic turkey huh?"
written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 November 2011
The Kardashians Are All Pretty Mad
The Kardashian Family is still upset about Rob Kardashian coming in second place on Dancing With The Stars. Kris Kardashian-Jenner says that she is getting up a petition to force ABC to do a recount.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 November 2011
Newt Gingrich Is Fit To Be Tied
Newt Gingrich is reportedly quite upset that several kids mistook him for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Pillsbury Doughboy Balloon.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 November 2011
Company bosses pay has risen by 4,000% since 1981
Wages of company bosses have risen by 4,000% since 1981.
"Oh, I am pleased for them!"
written by Inchcock, 25 November 2011
