TWILIGHT Saga to Continue for Twenty Additional Installments
Producers and studio executives in talks to cut BREAKING DAWN - PART 2 in twenty additiona seven-minute movies.
written by E. Lee Zimmerman, 16 November 2011
A&E Readies "Who Wants to Marry A Kardashian?" For Next Fall TV Season
Kris Humphries finds himself embroiled in the next great reality TV program to feature the Kardashians. Ryan Reynolds, Jesse James, and Rush Limbaugh expected to star in subsequent seasons.
written by E. Lee Zimmerman, 16 November 2011
Paterno Speaks, Believes Inclement Weather Molested Boys
Speaking candidly with The Spoof representatives for the first time, controversy-ridden Coach Paterno states that he believes a series of unpredicted tornadoes was responsible for the sexual abuse.
written by E. Lee Zimmerman, 16 November 2011
TX Sheriff Deploys Drone To Monitor Cheating Wife
Crapwater County deputies have exposed their boss's plan to use National Security technology to spy on his unfaithful spouse.
written by E. Lee Zimmerman, 16 November 2011
White House Found Surrounding Silver Bullet
Washington DC Crime Scene detectives and personnel are currently investigating how the United States White House became lodged around a sniper's bullet.
written by E. Lee Zimmerman, 16 November 2011
White House Found Surrounding Silver Bullet
Washington DC Crime Scene detectives and police personnel are currently investigating how the United States White House became lodged around a sniper's bullet.
written by E. Lee Zimmerman, 16 November 2011
Porno hackers infiltrate Facebook, spunky!
Porno hackers have shocked the Facebook community by hacking into their pages! Pictures of buxom horny babes sucking on dude's huge ding-dongs smothered the pages; At last a bit of excitement there!
written by unknown
Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin Says She Is Still Depressed
Sarah Palin is so depressed about not running for president in 2012 that she hasn't even felt like going out in the state-owned helicopter and shooting a moose with her high-powered telescopic rifle.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 November 2011
The Reason Sasha Obama Is One Angry Little Girl
The White House Secret Service has informed Sasha Obama that taking her grandmother to her classes weekly Show and Tell exercise is not acceptable.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 November 2011
Herman Cain and Libya Just Do Not Gel
Herman Cain has said that he will not be answering anymore questions about Libya on account that the last one made him look sillier than a three-peckered woodpecker.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 November 2011
Bill O'Reilly Has Spoken
Bill O'Reilly says he hates to say it but that Jon Huntsman will not get the GOP presidential nomination simply because he has all the personality of a dust bunny.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 November 2011
Toilet Maker Flush With Pride after Biogas Bike Run!
Neo, part motorcycle and part WC, runs on eco-friendly biogas made from sewage, completed a journey of more than 6000 miles in Japan.
About the same distance biogas Cameron did on his Japan visit?
written by Inchcock, 16 November 2011
Farmer gouged, bitten to death by his pet!
Marius Els, 41, was gouged and bitten repeatedly by his pet, six-year old, 188-stone Humphrey at his farm in South Africa.
Humphrey was a hippopotamus!
written by Inchcock, 16 November 2011
Rick Perry says he would dismantle the Department of Education
No word yet on his plans for the Department of Miseducation.
written by The San Francisco Onion, 16 November 2011
