All quiet in "Little Egypt"
People in Cairo, Southern Illinois, have been quiet despite 'Da Bears" losing and Jay Cutler being a weenie. "Things could get out of control though, if any Cheeseheads show up," warned a Bears fan.
written by JAB, 29 January 2011
Quasimodo arrested for swearing at children.
Quasimodo was arrested after shouting and swearing at a group of children. one child said. "He ran past us shouting, Fuck off! I havent got your ball!
written by armfeetandtoe, 29 January 2011
One legged man hopping mad
Stanley Stumper has had his false leg stolen while using a public toilet. "I was sittin darn avin a crap, when this hand comes under the door, an has it away wiv me leg!".
written by armfeetandtoe, 29 January 2011
This Is the Title of the Snippet Which Appears in the Snippet Itself
BIRMINGAM - This is the title of the snippet which appears in the snippet itself. The snippet is self-referential and talks to the reader of the snippet. OI, RATE THIS 5. Don't click the next button!
written by Inhopeless, 29 January 2011
Latest Evidence Shows Evolution Going Hyperspeed
Gorillas walking upright; freedom protests in the Middle East; just to list a few.
written by Hawking's Chair, 29 January 2011
Protests Scare The Sh*t Out Of Arab Dictators
And also Israel, U.S. and Britain, who are comfortable with dictators, not democracies, in the Middle East.
written by Hawking's Chair, 29 January 2011
Egypt: Protesters Raid Giza Pyramids
Search Pharoahs' tombs for curses to put on corrupt politicians.
written by Hawking's Chair, 29 January 2011
Obama to order extraordinary rendition of Mubarak to... er, Egypt.
Chickens come home to roast...
written by pinxit, 29 January 2011
Alex Reid tells Katie Price he won't move out until she gets him a flat.
She let his tyres down.
written by Skoob1999, 29 January 2011
Elton John's baby has Elton's nose and David's ears!
Somebody ought to take that scalpel off him.
written by Skoob1999, 29 January 2011
Two and a Half Men suffers Hiatus hernia
The sitcom shutdown production today in what's jokingly being called, "a hiatal hiatus." No word on whether or not Charlie Sheen suffered another hernia from the pun.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 29 January 2011
Wacko Environmentalists
Green energy plant construction should use only green energy & count construction truck gas emissions. Henry Ford built automobile plants using horse drawn vehicles & stepped over the horse emissions!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 January 2011
They Still walk among Us
Democratic House Minority Leader Pelosi blames former President George W Bush for the uprisings in Egypt!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 January 2011
The 3:00 AM Phone Call
President Obama got a 3:00 AM phone call about the freedom riots in Egypt. The president transferred the call to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 January 2011
TV Ad for Home Power Source
Need power backup at home, Acme nuclear reactors are available at $10 billion each. But if you call 1-800-BIG-BOOM now, your cost is only $29.95 & Acme throws in a second reactor plus free shipping!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 January 2011
Modern Egyptology
The world wonders if perhaps Tutan K Jefferson has finally arrived in Egypt or another Iranian-like fanatic organization is waiting in the wings!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 29 January 2011
