UK man shags horse and screams "tally ho"!
A UK pervert caught shagging horsies on CCTV has admitted feeling guilty; not because he was caught, no, but because he was much too "small" for the filly! Tally ho!
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"Protest Like An Egyptian" New Hit Single
Remix uncle riffs on The Bangles and releases track called 'Protest Like an Egyptian'.
written by ronin47empire, 28 January 2011
Middle east
Hilary Clinton urges Egypt not to use the 1.3 billion dollars of military aid supplied by the U.S. against demonstrators.
"We thought we were sending butter not guns"
written by churchmouse, 28 January 2011
Coal Miner Spills Beer in Pub
Leaves carbon footprints behind.
written by Hawking's Chair, 28 January 2011
Liz Hurley In No Talent Shocker
Celebrity news just in.Top Showbiz Magazine 'Take Another Break You Lazy Cow' this week proves that 'actress' and model Elizabeth Hurley has no talent whatsoever.Never has had,never will have.
written by Mr Goster, 28 January 2011
Charlie Sheen hospitalized for 'Hyena' hernia
A rare form of Hiatal hernia caused by laughing too hard. LOL... oh shit...
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 28 January 2011
Kim Kardashian has 6 million Twits following her
Proving once again that Jesus died in vain.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 28 January 2011
Bollywood Actresses Assets Raided
Residences of Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif were raided for disproportionate assets.Indian tax sleuths recovered over $1million and upto 18 autographs. Click here for full story.
written by ronin47empire, 28 January 2011
Seems Darwin was right
Seems Darwin was right after all. Did anyone ever doubt him? 'Gorilla walks upright in English zoo." Why the hell NOT? How many of US walk on all fours when we are inebriated? Come on-don't be shy.
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Pelosi's "Green" House
Former HS Pelosi ordered eating utensils in the House cafeteria be green & recyclable. The price for shoddy plates to the taxpayers was $500,000 ("green") per year & had no environmental benefit!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Cash for Clunkers Revisited
There are 240m cars in the USA. "Cash for Clunkers" spent $3b of taxpayer money, at $4k per car, replacing 0.3% of the cars. Republicans to investigate Democrats bogus claims of fuel & CO2 reductions!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Obama's Streamlining of Federal Regulations
EPA say's their rules are OK. New coal mining regulations to protect streams eliminates 7,000 jobs. Tougher deepwater drilling rules means thousands of Americans aren't being hired for offshore work!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Republicans Aren't Alone in Your Bedroom
UC-Davis indicates sleeping with your dog could give you the bubonic plague. Pres. Obama authorizes the EPA Canine Police to look for dog poop in your yard & then inspect your bedroom for dog hairs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
British Football League to Eliminate Scoring
There was agreement today in the UK that score tabulations in British Football (soccer) will be eliminated as being too elitist. Two teams will now get together for a game & just kick the ball around!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Obama's New Illegal Immigration Policy
President Obama sent HSS Janet Napolitano to the Mexican border. She is to gather information on the type, size and number of catapults needed to launch 12 million illegal immigrants over the fence!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
The "Arab Street"
For years Americans have been hearing about what the "Arab Street" doesn't like. Now we know, it's their own Arab governments in Egypt, Yemen, Tunisia and…………….!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Airport Robbery Reported
Angry passengers stranded at a NYC airport because of 19 inches of snow grab "Fight Global Warming" signs away from environmentalists, in order to dig their way out of the terminal.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
New Mama Grizzly Movement
A new "Mama Grizzly" movement is spreading to include Republican, Independent and Blue Dog Democratic women. Their slogan is "Eat an Environmentalist and Save the USA!"
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs Replacement
Washington DC insiders claim that after his stellar performance on December 10, 2010 concerning tax cuts, former President Bill Clinton may be President Obama's new press secretary!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Come Fly with Me
Former MN Gov. Jesse Ventura filed a lawsuit against the DHS & the TSA that pat-downs & full body scans violated his fourth amendment rights. 700 million airline passengers file supporting documents!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 28 January 2011
Gorilla walks upright - what does this mean?
Gorilla walks upright. What does this mean? It means that he is sick and tired of the bloody 'knuckle dragging' jokes and wants to be respected. Hells's bells, Darwin was right. I never doubted him.
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