NBA Referee Arrested for Public Indedency
Witnesses spotted the referee blowing his whistle multiple times. Referee claims it's part of his job. Police say the referee may also face prostitution charges.
written by ESB, 25 January 2011
Lost in translation
Kate Beckinsale met the language barrier ringing her American nanny for her new son. "Smack his bum I said," she said, "and she made him homeless and filled him hard core drugs!"
written by IainB, 25 January 2011
Andy Gray In Toilet Outrage
Andy Gray today tied to defend his comments by saying:
"She left massive tred marks in the bog!"
Nobody at sky would comment on what he was doing in the ladies lav yesterday
written by Masheded, 25 January 2011
Travellers, you gota love em...
...they know how to do sophistication. Gok, eat your heart out.
written by Proffitt, 25 January 2011
Barcelona Boutique Bombed
A lingerie shop in Barcelona was bombed yesterday. "I hindsight," said owner, Miguel Hernandez, "Calling it Basque Separates may not have been such a good idea."
written by IainB, 25 January 2011
Sky sports Andy Gray sacked for wanting a "blow (the whistle) job!"
After being caught with his pants down over and open microphone, Andy Gray has been sacked for making sexist comments. He only wanted an after xtra-time "blow (the whistle) job"!
written by unknown
Hacking the PM
David Cameron is complaining to Rupert Murdoch because his phone is not being hacked like Gordon Brown's. Murdoch replied that you had to be important to be hacked so 'go and piss yourself'.
written by j.w., 25 January 2011
Osborne Weather Shock
Chancellor George Osborne is to retire from polotics after his TV interview about the decline in the UK economy which he blames on bad weather. His new post as a BBC weather presenter starts tomorrow.
written by iscrivener, 25 January 2011
These Snippets Change Too Fast
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written by Shaun Ferguson, 25 January 2011
Man Arrested for Killing Time
Suspect says he's done it thousands of times. Challenges police to keep him from doing it again.
written by ESB, 25 January 2011
