Earthquake rattles Washington, Obama trapped
A magnitude 5.9 earthquake just shook the east coast. Anonymous sources report that President Obama is now trapped in the emergency bunker underneath the White House. News to follow.
written by Skews Me, 23 August 2011
Kim Kardashian Buys the Mets, Oh yeah, 5.8 Magnitue earthquake hits east coast of the US too
Kim Kardashian Buys the Mets, Oh yeah, 5.8 Magnitue earthquake hits east coast of the US too
written by mikewadestr, 23 August 2011
King Arthur the Druid demands his bones back!
Self-named King Arthur of Pendragon (no relation to him under the round table) has demanded his excavated bones back which were stolen from his adopted home, Stonehenge, what a Bonehead!
written by Jaggedone, 23 August 2011
Buckingham Palace to become a Prison
In order to cope with the increasing number of rioters in Libya the Queen is offering Buckingham Palace as a penal colony so that sanity can return to the streets of Tripoli.
written by j.w., 23 August 2011
Oil Spill
Shares in crude oil have been spilling onto the coast of Libya, endangering wild animals who want to make a profit from the substance.
written by j.w., 23 August 2011
How many comedians?
This year's Fringe is the largest ever. So much so, that there aren't enough venues. To find out how many additional venues they need, the organisers are asking for the Stand-Ups to be counted.
written by IainB, 23 August 2011
Para-Olympics 2012
The Lottery Funded Para-Olympic Team for 2012 is attempting to estimate how many athletes will be attending the games. "It's time for our paraplegics to stand up and be counted," said Seb Coe.
written by IainB, 23 August 2011
Able Bodied Libyans
The new regime in Libya is holding a census to replenish it's army. "It's time for all able bodied Libyans to stand up and be counted," said Major Dersarzta.
written by IainB, 23 August 2011
