MTV jets JERSEY SHORE to VMA awards to disappointment of every single musician
Musicians of all walks bitched out MTV's decision to jet the crew of Shore to the VMA awards to escape "Irene." "First, they piss all over Italy," said one leading rapper, "then MTV rewards them?"
written by Lyndon, 28 August 2011
Dalglish admits Andy Carroll is a jurassic head-butter!
Liverpool manager Dalglish has admitted Carroll is a jurassic head-butter who belongs in the kick & Rush (not Ian) era and dropped him for Suarez. FC Barcelona are not interested, logica, Si!
written by Jaggedone, 28 August 2011
New Banana Goes On Sale
The world's first exploding banana will go on sale in supermarkets later this week.
written by Darwin, 28 August 2011
The Chubby and Not At All Shy Wynonna Judd
Wynonna Judd has said that fellow country singer LeAnn Rimes has gotten so damn skinny that she now looks like a number 2 pencil with hair.
Oprah Is Looking For An Upstairs Maid and A Downstairs Maid
Oprah Winfrey emailed Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann and told each one that once Ricky Perry kicks their butts and they drop out of the race she'll hire both of them to be her house maids.
The Queen & The Joker
Elton John has just announced that he will be touring with Madonna in the nostalgic The Queen & The Joker Concert Tour. Madonna will of course be the joker.
The Perfect "10"
Charles Barkley has gotten so fat and LeAnn Rimes has gotten so skinny that Fat Boy Barkley could use Olive Oyl Rimes as a toothpick.