Gingrich facing criminal charges
Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich faces possible criminal charges. Apparently, Newt made a campaign loan to himself, then defaulted. Newt is considering legal action, but is internally conflicted.
McCain-Palin ticket reunites for 2012 run
McCain & Palin are back together again for a new run in 2012! Team Sarah announced today that while Palin is still undecided on her White House bid, McCain has been hired to be her new bus driver!
Obama admits mistake! Well, sort of...
From Matha's Vineyard today, President Obama said this: "The right wing news media largely detests my health care bill, saying it was wrong. I thought I was wrong once too, but I was mistaken."
Jose Mourinho "pokes" fun at FC Barcelona!
The Special One was caught red-fingered poking fun at FC Barcelona, but it went wrong; he poked his finger straight in the eye of the Barcelona coach, luckily he wasn't wearing glasses at the time!
written by Jaggedone, 19 August 2011
Jehovah's Witness Advent Calendar
With Christmas fast approaching for the devout Jehovah's Witness, the Jehovah's Witness Advent Calendar has been released. When you open a door, it shouts "GET LOST!"
written by IainB, 19 August 2011
Will They Be Autographed?
Kim Kardashian has stated that she plans on selling her butt X-rays on eBay to help defray the tremendous cost of her wedding.
The Wonderful War of The Gas Prices
Michele Bachmann stated if she's elected she'll get gas down below $2 a gallon. Sarah Palin said if elected she'll get gas down below $1 a gallon. President Obama replied, "I got jur gas bitches!"
The Basic Concept Was A Good One At Least
Detroit auto manufacturers have designed a car that can get up to 300 miles per gallon. The only thing is that it's the size of a four-slice toaster so they really don't expect to sell too many.
Piers Morgan Does Have A British Accent But So Did The Beatles
Christine O'Donnell is the first guest to walk off of Piers Morgan's talk show. O'Donnell said the reason she did it was because she could not understand his questions due to his British accent.
Governor Chris Christie - One of Foods Best Friends
Friends of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie are asking him to run and say that the overweight governor will definitely be assured of getting all of the chubby vote.
There Was A Silver Lining Behind That Urine Cloud
French actor Gerard Depardieu, aka The French Urinator, has just signed a $1.3 million deal to be the official spokesperson for Depends.