Gordon's Extras
All "Ramrod" Ramseys meals to be served with a "Bit on the side"
written by jeremy griffiths, 27 November 2008
North Dakota Most Boring State In USA
North Dakota isn't really so boring. It only seems that way because it's beside exciting South Dakota!
written by Fish, 27 November 2008
Walt Disney Partially Thawed
The recent blackout in Orlando has caused the frozen body of Walt Disney to partially thaw at Disney World. Cryonic experts say Disney can still be brought back in future but will be ten feet tall.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Economic Downturn Hitting Village Idiots
England reports that nearly 20% of Village Idiots have been laid off because of the present financial crisis. Many of the laid-off Idiots are now living with Town Gumbys.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Cause Of Building Collapse Found
A new Chinese study has found that the key cause of so many building collapses there during an earthquake is the presence of 200-pound telephone books in every family dwelling.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Still Another Obama Allergy
The coming Obama/Biden White House got off to a rocky start when it was discovered that one of the Obama girls is also allergic to hair plugs.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Obama Also Wins Mother-In-Law Race
After Obama congratulated McCain on running a good campaign but the voters wanted HIM in the White House, McCain replied, "At least I still have 9 more houses and not a mother-in-law in any of them."
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Soup Kitchens Hiring
"Soup Kitchens Now Hiring" signs are up all over the country. Although the only pay is all the soup you can eat and a bed at night, at least it's something, Crybaby.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Brand Name Placebos A Waste
A new study reveals that generic placebos are just as good as brand name, highly-advertised placebos, although they could be a little bland in flavor.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Bushwhacking
President Bush told reporters that on January 21st, the day of his retirement, he planned to hit the ground whacking, at his ranch in Crawford, Texas.
written by Bureau, 27 November 2008
Hungry for Pussy!
'8 out of 10 Cats prefer Whiskas' so we're told, but cat spokesman Jimmy Carr said 'We eat that sh*t because it's what we're fed - you notice 2 of our feline comrades prefer to go on a hunger strike'.
written by The Big C O Jones, 27 November 2008
World To End On Saturday! Football Fans Seething!
The Jehovahs Witnesses Church has announced that the world will end this Saturday at 11.23 am. Football fans are upset as they will miss their weekend games. President Elect Obama is 'unconcerned'.
written by E.L.Wisty, 27 November 2008
