Large Feet = Big Cock - It's Official !!!
Mike Hunt, the man with the worlds largest feet at size 27 officially has the biggest cock. After 12 years of genetically modifying male chickens, he has produced a 6'7" Rooster he has named Dong.
written by The Big C O Jones, 01 November 2008
Iraq Has a $70 Billion Surplus
The Iraqi government will spend $15 billion on reconstruction to its damaged infrastructure. Finance Minister Bayan Jabr says, "We expect the US to reimburse us since, after all, they did destroy it."
Sarah Palin Gets Offer From Doll Co.
Palin has been offered a large sum of money, to OK the Caribou Babe Barbie doll. Palin said: "Wow, with my features, black hair, rimless glasses it's a gold mine!" - You betcha!
written by Leslie Mintz , 01 November 2008
The Off-Spring of Deadbeat Turtle Dads
Down at the Puerto Arista, Mexico sea turtle sanctuary 7,000 baby turtles were heading out to the Gulf of Mexico. Authorities stated that about 7,000 father turtles were high-tailing it for Brazil.
A man who ate 666 candy bars at Halloween party has died from multiple stab wounds to the chest. His wife insists it was ghosts.
written by Captain Ropeburn, 01 November 2008
Is It Too Late To Give Romney A Call?
Ronald Reagan Jr. says he's voting for Barack Obama. A frustrated John McCain tells one of his campaign aides, "Hell the way it's going I'm liable to end up voting for Obama."
Japanese air force commander fired
Gen Toshio Tamogami was fired today for publicly stating Japan was not an aggressor in WW2, thus obviously intimating his country attacked Pearl Harbour as an act of friendship towards the US.
British SAS Commander Quits Afghanistan
The commanding officer of the elite and reputedly fearless SAS today quit Afghanistan saying the conflict was too dangerous and called his troops' vehicles mobile coffins.
New Toyota Coming
Toyota's CEO Katsuaki Watunabe will reveal Toyota's 2010 model for their next stage of hybrid car this weekend on televisions "Meet The Prius".
Really Nasty Halloween Party Fight
Police in Chicago broke up a really nasty fight Friday night at a student Halloween Party after some joker spiked the vodka with monkey extract.
CIA Awards Honest Bum
In Washinton DC, a bum living up under a near-by overpass turned in a packet of secret CIA Info he found in a trash can. As a reword for his honesty, he was given a free $15,000 labotomy.
In Idaho's famous Spiked Hills , people are just now recovering from this past Spring's tornado that ripped through the Bodice Factory there. Romance writers keep getting in the way.
Guardian Superstore has now added a new item to it's lists of pepper-sprays. "It's "Canine Butt-Spray" and it's guaranteed to stop attacking dogs in their tracks. (Also ugly blind dates)
Cocaine "Mule" Caught At Airport
Airport security in Boston caught a "mule" at the airport from Columbia with a load of cocaine in a condom up his ass. They say they spotted him because he walked funny, plus all the hee-hawing!
Arnold the Terminator Backs McCain
CA Governor Arnie Squashanigger today gave a rousing speech supporting John McCain which the media say will guarantee the Presidential hopeful loses the election to the multi-national Bar-rat Obama.
Obama's effect on KFC
Kentucky Fried Chicken expecting surge in sales on election day.
written by disciple, 01 November 2008
Reagan's Chief of Staff Says Obama's The Man
President Ronald Reagan's chief of staff Ken Duberstein will be voting for Barack Obama. McCain says, "Who's Duberstein?" Palin says, "Who's Reagan?"
I Now Pronouce You Boy and Girl
Police in Pakistan arrest a man for allowing his 7-year-old son to marry a 5-year-old girl. The young bride asked, "Can we still keep all of the wedding toys?"