Obama Plans Political Change: Fifth Mission
"I'm going to turn California's New Anti-Gay Marriage Constitutional Amendment, because I've got to give those stupid fairy faggots something for voting for me in droves."
Obama Plans Political Change: Fourth Mission
"We've got to stop putting crosses on the graves in our cemetaries and on our churches because it might make people think we are a Christian nation."
Obama Plans Political Change: Third Mission
"I said we have 57 states, and can't look stupid. I think we need to add Iraq, Iran, Syria, Jordan, Indonesia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Libya to our nation."
Obama Plans Political Change: Second Mission
How come we got pictures of Dead White Folks on Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills? We need to change these to Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Louis Farrakham!
Obama Plans Political Change: First Mission
"I intend to change the words of the National Anthem to end with o'er the land of the free and the home of the brothers."
It's Being Spread Around
Several people are still celebrating the Barack Obama victory last Tuesday. Some of them have already began "Spreading it around!", especially the hookers.
Bush To Inform Obama
President Bush says he will meet Barack Obama early this week. "I especially want to tell him who Cneney says are the b-a-d people and the g-o-o-d people are."
EU Issues "Strong Concern"
The European Union has issued a "Strong Concern" over the Russian nuclear missles headed their way. No word since.
Bush/Clinton Finally Over
According to a poll of those asked during the Tuesday night's Obama street celebrations that lasted most of the night, the #2 reason was that 24 years of the Bush/Clintons in White House were over.