Written by Skews Me

Saturday, 16 July 2011

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(Seattle) A former employee of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announced today that the reason Seattle's weather is getting hotter and wetter is due to an increase in the tilt of the Earth's axis.

"This is not just limited to Seattle," he said speaking under the condition of anonymity. "The hotter summers and colder winters are growing worse across the globe."

While pundits criticize the claims of those pushing the warning signs of global climate change, the fact that weather conditions are reaching dimensions unknown before remains.

"El Niño and La Niña years are growing worse," said the NOAA whistleblower. "We may have one season of calm followed by several of dramatic climate shifts."

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