Chinese Steal World Internet

Written by Whitters

Saturday, 9 October 2010

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News is starting to emerge that Chinese DNS Servers are starting to attract more and more of the worlds Internet traffic in an assault similar to that of the summer.

Previously, the Chinese have routed requests to connect to major news websites like to replica servers which not only house cheap Thai rip-offs of intel i7 processors, but altered websites which contain libelous accusations about the US and UK Governments.

The first snippets of news about this started to be released when UK Director of Everything UK, Lord David Cameroon hurried published a statement denying that the UK was in teh final stages of decommissioning its entire naval strike force and that the UK was still heavily defended, despite a legitimate Protocol Statement being found ordering the same.

Chin Up Toff, Chinese Government Spokesman has said that the Chinese are only interested in publishing the most important of the hundreds of thousands of e-mails that it receives through its Great Firewall of China and it questions why the US Government maintains the Great Firewall to prevent Chinese communications getting out, but allowing e-mails from the Uk Governemnt in, despite them never signing up to any mailing lists.

Experts in the Computer Industry have since theorised that an Ivory Coast Member of Parliament, with £95,000,000 to get rid of, signed the Chinese Government up to receive UK Spam E-mail after being accused of trying to steal bank accounts by offering Chinese nationals the chance to earn some money by "holding on to it" for them.

More as the story develops,

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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