Written by matthatt

Thursday, 23 September 2010

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A sciency looking picture to make the whole thing look all sciency and shit

Physicists working in Switzerland came across a new phenomenon today, which wasn't predicted by existing theories.

Colliding protons were seen to create paired particles, which moved around in unison for no apparent reason. Perhaps predictably, the Roman Catholic Church has stepped in and released a statement saying that this proves gods teachings that marriage is the cornerstone of a stable society.

Scientist were asked to respond to this statement, but were too busy watching reruns of Babylon 5 and picking apart the scientific improbabilities of faster than light space travel, as well as arguing about who stood closest to a girl in the supermarket last week, during a supervised day trip, out in to the real world.

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Topics: LHC




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