Written by Skews Me

Monday, 3 May 2010

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Seattle's prodigy inventor Bart S. Sampson announced today his process of etching microscopic robots that reassemble DNA in situ.

"That book my mom made me read about some dog swallowing an invading space armada got me thinking about microscopic armies," said Bart in an exclusive interview with The Spoof while on vacation at China's Great Wall.

"When I discovered I could attach the existing micromanipulators to viral vector delivery systems, it was only a matter of funding," he said.

Asked about plans for potential uses of his new invention, Bart was tight-lipped only saying that his backers have several designs in place for the life altering technology.

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