Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

Funny story written by Tucker

Sunday, 2 May 2010

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Steven Hawking,worse for wear, after a night out on the Lash

A cataclysmic feud has begun this week between the biggest force in hip hop and the immovable object of physics. Justin Bieber vs Steven Hawking is a true example of an unstoppable force, meeting an immovable object.

It started early this week when in an interview with MTV the young star Bieber made the astonishing claim that he had proved the phenomena of black holes emission of thermal radiation and that it wasn't Hawking radiation , but Bieber radiation.

At the time of this remarkable interview in Cambridgeshire Stephen Hawking was watching MTV Base just before bed and came across the interview.

Steven is almost totally paralyzed, due to motor neurone disease ,but his wife could tell he was fuming- "He tried too eat his own face, the last time he tried to do that was when Susan Boyle didn't win Britain's got Talent."

When confronted by the media about Justin's accusations Professor Hawking said In a five minute statement -'It is not true' he then continued "That Little Sh**."

After these statements were made Bieber responded live on TV saying in a smug manor -"You know your right when the opposition swears…….what a tw**"

The idea that Justin Bieber discovered what Hawking describes as his work has totally shaken the physics world.

An Interview with fellow Physicist Jacob Berkenstein reveals the true impact of the feud - "Nobody can prove young Bieber right, but nobody can prove him wrong. The physics world is under a lot of pressure at the moment. Who can the intellectual world trust? A superkid megastar!……..or some bloke in a wheelchair. It's a very close call."

Justin Bieber is planning to take the professor to court for plagiarising, despite the radiation being discovered 20 years before his conception, let alone his birth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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