Local dead-head Iver Stronganja has repeated something experts said could only happen once in the age of Aquarius - he has grown a beard squarely on the back of his head!
In an interview he said, "Last fall I decided to go for it again and get some whiskers up for the Grateful Dead concert season. My chin stayed smooth as an organic apple, but I started feeling kind of fuzzy on the rear of my cranium. Freaky!"
After consulting hippie beard growth expert, Les Watermorebrew, Iver learned that his condition probably had something do with having his special lady, Elspeth Tyedyer, accidentally spilling some "Magic Bear Massage Oil" on his head during a drumming circle in Mendocino.
"Dude, you should check out Elspeth's breasts after that oil!" Iver gushed.
