Written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 7 November 2009

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MOSCOW - Secret scientist source, Dr. Beardskyichobich reports that life as we knew it ended on Earth one year ago when scientists here created a strange particle. Using a trillion trillion trillion electron mega volts, (obtained by stringing Chinese lantern batteries in series, at feat not thought possible in the West) a particle with the quantum property 'strange' was created.

According to scientists, this property spread in chain reaction to the entire Earth by Nov 9, 2009. Recent events, as reported on TheSpoof.com confirm that life as we used to know it has ended.

Due to the strangeness property of all mater in the Earth's vicinity, stories reported here that are supposed to be total fiction are starting to happen, after they are written.

People are advised to read TheSpoof.com daily to prepare for the strange future ahead.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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