Pandemicflu website dispensing oinkment wirelessly

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Porcine retrovirus logo from the government sponsored website

Cyberspace - (Virtual Chicken Soup Mess): A healing unguent designed for rubbing on swine flu sores is being transmitted wirelessly for the first time via a hand-held 'mouse' that feverish sufferers can glide over their troubled body parts.

The government-sponsored Pandemicflu/overthecuckoosnest.con website is offering free downloads which dispense a measured dose of anti-virals via connectivity to the cybervibrator.

Anyone with a laptop or PC can download the medication wirelessly and immediately apply maintenance dosage without needless or pills.

The treatment is the brainchild of NASA's Nobel-nominated Area 51/Groom Lake professor of pandemiology Dr V Smart whose biotech research corporation holds worldwide patents.

Dr Smart's last know patient, a Mr M Jackson, died recently of completely unrelated pathology.

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