Written by Mig93

Thursday, 23 July 2009

image for New Toothbrushes Featuring Music From Lizzie McGuire's Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus & Wizards' Selena Gomez

Shockingly, teeth care giant company ToothyTooth4Toothbrush decided to go for new toothbrushes that feature music from Disney stars: Lizzie McGuire's Hilary Duff, Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus & Wizards' Selena Gomez but what's weirder than weird about these toothbrushes is the music featured itself!

Typically Disney! "What Dreams Are Made Of" (from The Lizzie McGuire Movie soundtrack), "Best Of Both Worlds" (the Hannah Montana theme song) and "Everything Is Not What It Seems" (the Wizards Of Waverly Place theme song) were picked by ToothyTooth4Toothbrush as the featured songs.

A rep of the company explained: "We want kids to enjoy their 'toothbrushing' time so we picked the perfect songs for that! We think our mission is completed now. Retirment, here we come. We're gonna be earning crazy money from that!".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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