Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 25 April 2009

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Living poof: the Doc proposes mainlining his own heterosexual hormone jabs straight to the amygdala region of the brain

London - (Gay Ass Mess): World famous 'gay cure' quack Dr Joseph Nicolosi stands to make a massive fortune with this weekend's launch of his repetitive therapy injection company.

Nicolosi, 69, is promoting his sure-fire treatment at an Anglican Mainscream group conference in London ahead of launching a radical bio-hazards company on the Stock Exchange.

He will be demonstrating to delegates the efficacy of mainlining 'heterosexual hormone' jabs straight to the amygdala region of the brain.

His own heterosexual hormone, that is.

"I am the living poof - er....living proof! - that this amazing treatment really works," Nicolosi marvelled to astonished delegates.

However a hotel video recording of the learned doctor's recent stay in a Dutch gay boarding house may prove to be something of a fly in the ointment.

An American Psychiatric Association source holds the copyright to the footage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, cure

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