Scientists have been celebrating the retrieved fragments of a recent meteorite that fell to earth. The space rock is believed to be able to reveal some of ther secrets of the early developing universe.
Cretinist Creationists, unintelligent intelligent design advocates and a whole shitload of fanatics are arguing that the missile from heaven is proof of Biblical truth. The very Rev Concreet Thunker explained the literalist position:
"This is a piece of the lightning bolt that G-D flung at Sodomy and Gomorrah. We believe that when the Deity's arm flings fire from heaven that some of that divine discharge cools in the holy frigid space of Heaven. This fragment must have been circling earth for centuries just waiting to punish some more fun lovin folks like the buttfuckers in S$G. If i had my druthers it should have hit down on the luv brothers in New Orleans or Las Vegas or san Franqueero but whom am I to question the wisdom of Heavenly Father. I guess the Sudan is the new Sodomy...G-D only knows what thenm Afreakans are up to!"
