British Penises Visible from Space

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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Lt Loves Dyck saw this British baby from space!

Astronauts have reported that the Great Wall of China is a man made structure that can be seen from outer space. The ancient thousands miles construction has held this unique honor since the beginning of men in space.

But recent observations from spacemen and especially spacewomen has challenged the wall's pre eminent status. While flying over John Bull's island, International Space station astronauticas have been caught staring at the unusual size of Englishmen's John Thomases:

Lt Loves Dyck told me that she had never seen anything so huge between a bloke's legs even up close and personal on planet earth:

"It's true since joining the American space program I have been limited in my sexsual "research" to Yanks. But even with my best sober recollection of my sexsual exploits among my fellow UK'ers, I never seen a whopper fellas!"

Lt Dyck told her NASA human resources personnel that she would be returning to the British isles upon her return to Terra Firma: "I can't wait to get one of those Firmas into my Terra! God save the Queen!"

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