Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

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Masturbating Monkey's mild resemblance to Obama has gotten him lotsa dates

A federal judge has decided that the Morning After Bush is No longer president pill (RNTUHAP) should be released to the world wide public.

The medicinal formula developed by Less & Less Murkier allows, when taken properly, a clear perspective on just how fucked up Bush made the world and America. many medical experts, political advisors and mind control advocates feared that the wide distribution of the drug would cause tremendous amounts of nervous breakdown and suicide.

In fact, the opposite happened. Once normal sensible people were allowed to see that their initial instincts about the Bush fiasco were true and shared by a large majority of US citizens and the world population,stress levels dramatically dropped and only members of the Bush military continued to want to kill themselves.

Possible side effects of RNTUHAP are a compulsion to wipe your brow, giggle hysterically and love any black man that even mildly rtesembles barack Obama.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: George W. Bush




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