A man trapped in a comma for over 10 years is finally up and walking - and is amazed it took so long!
"It all started when I was minding my own business when all of a sudden this giant comma, out of nowhere, landed on top of me. I was, in, the, wrong, place at the, wrong time."
Police and paramedics battled long and hard to remove the giant comma - but failed to do so - so Chris Stein spent the last 10 years, in, an unwanted, and, totally unwarranted comma.
"I was kept alive by food from passers by," said Stein. "It was hideous, a freak show I tell you, being trapped under a giant comma."
And how did Chris escape?
"It was all down to my Grammar - she hired some heavy lifting equipment and had it removed - she is 82 you know, my Grammar."
