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Funny story: Adjectival Usage On The Increase

Adjectival Usage On The Increase

A study has shown that adjectival usage - the use of adjectives - is on the increase, and is likely to continue increasing until people stop using them quite so much. Results show that for the month of January, the use of adjectives on satirical n...

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Funny story: Prolific Use of Quotation Marks Lends Nashville Professor Additional Academic Panache

Prolific Use of Quotation Marks Lends Nashville Professor Additional Academic Panache

Following what had until then been a rather lackluster and even “dry” academic career, Jake Hanson, Professor of Urban Studies at Nashville's Tennessee State University, discovered that the prolific use of quotation marks in his published works subst...

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Funny story: 9-Year-Old Boy Plays One Game of “Pac-Man,” Then Eats Every Period on The Internet

9-Year-Old Boy Plays One Game of “Pac-Man,” Then Eats Every Period on The Internet

AUSTIN, TX – After playing one game of “Pac-Man,” 9-year-old boy Malcolm Rurn flew into an uncontrollable frenzy, eating every period on the internet “I have Pac-Man fever!” Rurn shouted “I need to eat those dots before those ghost bastards get he...

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Funny story: Man Confused By Spellings

Man Confused By Spellings

A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has reported that he became confused over the weekend , when he started thinking about the word 'millennium'. Moys Kenwood, 54, claims he has always had trouble with this word and other words which...

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Funny story: Grammar dogs for the uneducated

Grammar dogs for the uneducated

The blind receive help from Seeing Eye dogs, the deaf get help from hearing ear dogs and the tastebudless get help from tasting tongue dogs. Now a new initiative is helping one of the forgotten disabilities: an inability to punctuate and general bad...

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Funny story: Punctuation to be made optional in all online material

Punctuation to be made optional in all online material

Due to a deteriorating command of the English language it has been determined that punctuation is no longer required in any material to be put on line It just confuses things said Don Caster head of English at Oxford University Nobody needs punctu...

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Funny story: Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

A man trapped in a comma for over 10 years is finally up and walking - and is amazed it took so long! "It all started when I was minding my own business when all of a sudden this giant comma, out of nowhere, landed on top of me. I was, in, the, w...

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Funny story: Punctuation to be scrapped 'cause no one has a bloody clue how to use it any more

Punctuation to be scrapped 'cause no one has a bloody clue how to use it any more

The apostrophe is to be scrapped and all punctuation in fact after a survey showed that the entire country had no bloody clue how to use it (or even gave a shit). The decision comes after a survey found last week that Britons would rather watch St...

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Funny story: Arkansas's legislature addresses punctuation

Arkansas's legislature addresses punctuation

LITTLE ROCK -- Arkansas Rep. Steve Harrelson has introduced a resolution to declare that the official way to form the possessive of the state is "Arkansas's." The dispute arises because different stylebooks have different usages for f...

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