Large Hardon Collider Discovers Biggs Hoson

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Thursday, 13 November 2008

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Traces of the Biggs Hoson on blue dvd

Swedish scientists working on the LHC (Large Hardon Collider) in Geneva believe that they have today discovered the 'big one' thought to be one of the key components of blue matter.

Black Hole

The existence of the Biggs Hoson has long since been postulated by such luminaries as John Holmes and Errol Flynn, but has so far only been observed fleetingly,by the longest telescopes, deep inside black holes.

Further scientific speculation surrounds the constituent particles which make up the Biggs Hoson, referred to in journals as the four playons: arousal, disbelief, stimulation, satisfaction.

Blue Photos

The Biggs Hoson cannot usually be directly observed, however the traces it leaves are photographically recorded in what Physicists call the 'money shot'.

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