Written by disciple

Friday, 5 September 2008

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Sarah Palin today gave her acceptance speech today to the Republican Nation Convention. Palin was chosen by the McCain's camp not to win over the disgruntled Hillary supporters and the evangelical Right Wing, not to be an experienced Ready stand in for the country in case McCain's dies, but because she is hot.

You see in America Qualification and the needs of the Country pale in comparison to a hot chick. Yes, she is hot and that is all that matters. America is a shallow superficial place where people can get a head based on physical appearance and not personnel abilities. It is better to look good, then to be good, one of our founding fathers was quoted as saying and that principal in America today is still going strong.

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