The US State of Utah is famous for its fertility and healthy habits. Less smoking and drinking and big healthy families have become the trademark of the home of Mormons. That is until this week when pseudo medical journal Podiatry: It's About Feet reported that fallen arches are a serious problem in the otherwise model of health state.
Utah was so proud of their arches that they actually named a national park after them. Paul Henderson of Arches National park told TheSpoof.com that gravity and erosion will eventually cause all arches to fall but that no one expected the inevitable fallen arch problem to hit Utah.
"Maybe mental retardation or other genetic disabilities due to our state's obedience to the divine command concerning polygamy and intra familial hokie pokie...but there's no evidence of a genetic base for fallen arches. We in Utah were just caught flat footed on this one!"
