US Dead in Iraq Cannot Be Photographed!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Bush-Cheney catastrophes will be written in stone

Vampires do not reflect images in mirrors and no one has ever been able to record George W Bush speaking coherently. Now add to this list of scientific anomalies the fact that no one has ever been able to photograph the 4,000+ US soldiers who have died in Iraq.

As absent as the weapons of mass destruction for which they tragically and unnecessarily gave their lives, the images of these diseased simply cannot be seen on film or digital memory cards.

Experts in the field of image reproduction believe that the Bush administration has discovered a revolutionary method for defying the usual rules of photography. The greatest fear of historians is that the innumerable travesties committed by the Bush Presidential fiasco may also somehow disappear from all observable record.

Even as we speak, stone carvers are feverishly working to write in rock every ridiculous and abhorrent mistake of the Bush-Cheney Catastrophe.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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