Melikalikimaka, Hawaii (IPP) - Sientists at Hawaii's Volcano Research Institute (HVRI) have successfully removed a volcano by applying acne medicine to the volcano's surface.
The name of the medicine used was Pimple-B-Gone and it only took 24 hours for the volcano to vanish once the medical cream from the 1.5 ounce tube was applied to it.
Hawaiian natives are outraged and one local who refused to give his name said, "The Howlees responsible for this atrocity will pay big time for this", and he went on further to say that his whole crop of Maui Wowee had vanished along with the volcano.
Most of the residents of Melikalikimaka depend on the Maui Wowee crop for economic sustenance as do the police officers who arrest these people, not to mention the judges, prison guards, prison caterers, lawyers, drug testing facilites, fertilizer salespersons, visine vendors, drug counselors, probation officers, bail bondsmen, finger print technicians, courthouse janitors, jailhouse janitors, jailhouse nurses, electric chair technicians, photographers, jailhouse clergymen, hookers, and dog handlers.
