A man has told of a frightening incident in the Battambang commune of Tapon, in which he came face-to-face with a girl who had a face "full of zits". Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, was at home eating his tea at around 7p...
A new study by the Cornell University, School of Medicine, Dermatology Department has seemed to have made significant strides in alleviating two problems that have appeared unrelated up till now. It has been discovered that cat saliva may have a c...
A Miami man was today left shattered after an outbreak of acne marred a blind date which he was positive was odds on to lead to a possible sexual encounter. Regrettably that did not occur. Dr Daniel Cun, 32, handsome, charismatic, kind and a...
Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.) Attention was drawn to...
Temple of the Mount, Windsore - Smothered in nearly an inch of industrial strength concealer make-up the huge pus-filled globule looked in imminent danger of bursting at today's medal handout ceremony. It sprang up, crap circle-like, above her lef...
I just found a sodding zit, and I'm about to have a date Do I pick it? Do I squeeze it? The taxis here, too late! I'll dab some extra aftershave and hope that it dries it out. The taxi drivers bibbing his horn and I have Vesuvius on my snout. I'm looking sharp and clean and I'm hoping she wont notice. The taxi driver looks at me as if I could do with a mustard poultice. All the while I...
Country music singer Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit in a Nashville court yesterday against Clear Skin Acne Medication. Taylor, a teenage winner of multiple Grammy Awards, said in her lawsuit that the product made her already tiny tits "just disappear...
Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...
Hollywood is all a buzz with the news that Britney Spears is sprouting a brand new, rose coloured pimple on the end of her nose. The pimple, nick-named The Scarlet Pimpernel, appeared last Saturday after Britney's big night out with Paris Hilton a...
Acne-ridden teenager Felicia Rudename has said she will be taking Searakill, the famed skin problem company to court over a claim that she lost her G-Spot following an intensive course of anti-acne treatment. She first used the product after one o...
Singer and actress Miley Cyrus, who plays title character Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel, is the idol of little girls and the object of affection for teenage boys all around the world. Imagine, then, the total outpouring of angst and sympathy...
"Please pass the Clearasil," asked Miley Cyrus of her manager at her latest tween concert/squeal-fest. The fifteen year old television startlet and would be singer had just popped an enormous zit and wanted to be sure that she was protecte...
Melikalikimaka, Hawaii (IPP) - Sientists at Hawaii's Volcano Research Institute (HVRI) have successfully removed a volcano by applying acne medicine to the volcano's surface.
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University Medical School have discovered a link between frequency of masturbation and amount of acne. The study, to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine in January, brings these connections to light and p...
The Western powers are to remove all bans on whaling as the international oil crisis deepens. And America's acne-ridden, hormone-charged adolescents are also being drafted in as a supplementary source of fuel.
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