Racist gene-discovering Nobel Laureate banned from Museum talk

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 18 October 2007

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Genes like this one, clearly gay and non-Arian

London - (Noballs Mess): London's Unnatural Hystery Museum has banned a world renowned Nobel Laureate from lecturing about genes on Friday because he is a tosser.

American DNA pioneer Dr Whatson won a Nobel Prize for Science in 1962 for his part in discovering the structure of racist DNA.

His theory says that while some people are more racist than others the pure-bred Arian racists were top dog because everybody else wasn't as cunning, devious or determined.

"Dr Watson's views are beyond the pale," a Museum source said today.

This statement is borne out in the academic's ideas about "gay DNA" in which he postulates that "deep inside, every woman gestating a homosexual already knows she's spawning yet another pansy."

Dr Whatson's sponsors for the 1962 Nobel award remain anonymous to this day.

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