Antarctica - Al Gore today received the Nobel Prize for single handedly creating global warming. "I create global warming," said former Vice President Gore, "It was actually before I created the internet, which is still being fought for in court. I also have patents pending on the telephone, automobile, tootsie rolls and nuclear energy."
This years Nobel Prize committee was a bit odd in that it contained some people not normally associated with the Nobel Prize awards. In order to make sure the prize is awarded not only to smart people, additional input is also being taken from stupid people and the criminally insane. Most notable on the selection committee this year, Osama Bin Ladin, Madonna, Britney Spears, Squeaky Fromme, Charles Manson and former members of the Turtles.
When asked for their technical assessment of this years decisions, Chairperson Grace Slick said, "Giving the prize to Al was just a no brainer. I mean he likes animals and everything, I think its totally cool.
