Abstinence Programs Found to Have Little Effect!

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Sunday, 15 April 2007

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Librarian Laura told George: God loves Abstinence even in marriage!

Much to the suprise of Bush administration supporters of Abstinence only sex education, graduates of these programs have the same rate of premarital sex as students who never were exposed to Just Say No Sex Ed (JSNSE) .

Bush defended his $176 million investment in these failed programs by comparing them to his War in Iraq: 'I've wasted trillions on a failed policy in Uruq, so what's a couple of hundred million spent against the condom lobby? Those Rubber Maids never vote Republican!"

Laura Bush, librarian and Presidential something or other, offered this explanation: "I told George for the five years we dated and the first few years of our marriage that abstinence was the best way to please God who never has sex. It was a tough sell when he was on a bender but George has always been a bit of a dullard."

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