A study by scientists has found that the type of men that used to bully them in school make the worst type of boyfriend.
'Yes' said Leonard Oxygen 'it may look like sour grapes, but we have found, scientifically, and factually, that science and facts are the only things that have never let me down, that men who are fit and look after themselves make the worst type of boyfriends'
His friend Dickens Smugness III chipped in, saying 'Yes, men who look after themselves, and spend the most amount of time in the gym, and who drive the fastest most expensive cars....and how I would just love to be like that'.
