Mike Hydrogen and Kate Oxygen, known throughout the world as the important duo Water, have admitted that they are really only sticking together for the kids.
Hydrogren said: 'I always felt I was doing all of the work. There I was, putting in twice as much work as Oxygen was, and we were sharing things equally. It never really seemed fair, and besides which, I never really liked her voice'
'Is he complaining again?' asked a slightly peeved Kate.'Well, who was it who brought up the kids? Who was it who stayed at home, and gave up their career? I love the kids, I really do, but sometimes I have to wonder if it has all been worth it'.