Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 April 2018

image for Hydrogren and Oxygen really only sticking together for the kids
I am mostly water, you know?

Mike Hydrogen and Kate Oxygen, known throughout the world as the important duo Water, have admitted that they are really only sticking together for the kids.

Hydrogren said: 'I always felt I was doing all of the work. There I was, putting in twice as much work as Oxygen was, and we were sharing things equally. It never really seemed fair, and besides which, I never really liked her voice'

'Is he complaining again?' asked a slightly peeved Kate.'Well, who was it who brought up the kids? Who was it who stayed at home, and gave up their career? I love the kids, I really do, but sometimes I have to wonder if it has all been worth it'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more